Posted by: brandiandboys | October 23, 2008

Absolutely Something I’ll NEVER Do!

Let me start off by saying there is absolutely nothing relaxing about this….

It’s called Snake Massage. My good friend brought it to my attention yesterday and I couldn’t believe my eyes!  First fish pedicures and now snake massages… seriously!

Snakes are not my biggest fear, mice are, but regardless I still see nothing relaxing about allowing snakes to crawl all over your naked body!  And people are paying for this, well people in Israel are paying for this since it hasn’t hit the States yet.  You can read more HERE.

Would you try it?

Oh yea, the snakes are non-venomous if that makes you feel any better.


Responses

  1. There is NO WAY I would ever try this! Just looking at this picture gives me the creeps! And I thought the fish pedicure was bad!

  2. Would I try this? NOOOO! Snakes are one of my biggest fears and just that picture made me have a mini anxiety attack! Agh!

  3. you would so have to pay me before i would even consider it.

  4. I think I’d rather chew off my left arm than do that.

    Yikes!

  5. NO! FYI mice are my biggest fear too!!!!!!!!

  6. No, the fact that they are non-venomous doesn’t make me feel better at all. I don’t like snakes, not even a little bit. My idea of a massage is something completely different.

  7. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!! I’ll pass.

  8. NO way. I LOATHE snakes. They gross me out… I would be having an anxiety attack the whole time…

  9. Uh, no! I can’t even look at the picture!

  10. Uh, no…that does NOT make me feel better. And no, there would be nothing relaxing about that. In fact, it makes me twitchy to even think about it!!

  11. Maybe…if you paid me money to do it. Otherwise, nope!

  12. There is no way you could get me to entertain this idea…I would be screaming and running the other way! :) Actually, I have never had a massage before (I know, i must be in the rare numbers on that one!) but I am sure that this would not be how I would start!

  13. NO WAY!!!!! Nothing relaxing in the least bit for me…..

  14. The very thought of something slithering across my body gives me the shakes! Who in heavens name would pay for this????Yikes!

  15. not even close…and the non-venomous makes NO DIFFERENCE…

    Laughing Momma

  16. no, never!!

  17. I love holding snakes..yep…I’m in. Give me a fish pedicure and then a snake massage. Mice freak you out? You know my favorite pet was a pet rat named Ted.Give me any animal( other than spiders), but don’t come close to me with a cotton ball.

  18. NO WAY!!!!!

    Snakes are my biggest fear and I got anxiety just scrolling past the picture. The thought of one of them actually touching me makes my heart beat so fast that I know it’s not good.

    NEVER EVER want to see a snake in person much less want to have it crawling over me.

  19. Three words for ya:
    NO FREAKIN’ WAY!!!!

  20. Wow,incredibly creepy

  21. Who thinks up this stuff?!?

    NO WAY!

  22. just looking at that makes my skin crawl! (shiver) No Way

  23. Just looking at the picture gives me chills. Ick!

  24. Snakes are my biggest fear. That picture, alone, almost sent me into cardiac arrest!

  25. Never. Ever. Snakes aren’t my biggest fear, but still. That’s creepy.

  26. NO WAY! NEVER! NOT A CHANCE! eeeeeeeks!!

  27. heck nawh! i think i had a small accident in my pants just seeing this! some lonely massage therapist must have been really bored thinking up this one!

  28. Oh dear Lord, I almost peed in my pants just looking at the picture!!! I am terrified of snakes — I wouldn’t do that if my life depended on it!

  29. No, with a capital N. Of course I wouldn’t stick me feet in a bowl of eating fish either. Or drink icecream made from breast milk! Not sure what people are thinking sometime.

  30. No way! I’ll check by when that photo has moved far enough down the page that I don’t have to see it.
    Please pray for pleasant dreams for me tonight…I would hate for this image to rear it’s ugly head in my mind tonight.

  31. See, this is one of those moments I would accidentally swear inappropriately. I don’t think relaxing is the word going through my mind…

    :)

  32. there is no way I could ever do it. I would not be able to even get close to layin down for that

  33. No…that’s just dumb!

  34. NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY!

    In case I wasn’t clear, there is no way I would ever get a snake massage. (shivers)

  35. NEVER!!! I just had to scroll past the picture….I can’t handle snakes.

  36. Yuck!! No wayyy!! I don’t care if they are friendly snakes!! NOOO WAYYY!

  37. No way=====there are some crazy people out there.

  38. No!! … and though I usually avoid this word, I think I can safely say … NEVER!!

  39. HELL to the No!! Why don’t they just go ahead and shove bamboo shoots(sp) under her toe nails for the most current of pedicures?? What will freaks come up with next.

    Disclaimer-I mean no disrespect to anyone who thinks they would like to give it a try!

  40. um….HECK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. I would never do that!!! Yikes!

    My biggest fear….port-o-potties. Even if it is on LEVEL ground, I just can’t go in one.

  42. Oh my gosh. That is the most icky, terrifying picture. I hate, hate, hate snakes.

  43. that is disgusting.

  44. That is so nasty and totally gives me the chills! I can’t believe people really do that!

  45. No I wouldn’t do it – but for me it would be 10 times worse if it were frogs instead of snakes. I know, completely irrational, but I feel a little better knowing that I’m not freaked out by cotton balls! (laura – too funny!)

  46. NEH-VUR.

  47. EWW and I told my daughter I would pay for her to do it to her and she’s like NO WAY and EWW

  48. Snakes aren’t what I fear most but I’d never try it.

  49. Any animal that has Satan on speed dial is not getting near me…

  50. OOOHHHH No way jose’!!!!!!!!! NOPE NADA NOT ME!

  51. There seems to be a theme to all of the above comments…. :)

    It just doesn’t seem rational – and who comes up with this stuff anyway? Good grief…

  52. okay I had dreams about this and it wasn’t good. I am all about massage but this one is not an option. I think I need therapy now. HA!

  53. I just had a massage…felt amazing and so relaxing. The snake massage?!? Not so relaxing actually!! HATE snakes. I have never even heard of such a thing. So crazy!! More power to the people who can lay still and relax with all that maddness going on!! Good for them!!

    ~ Kellie ~

  54. Things keep getting stranger and stranger. I would freak to even watch this. Never would I do this…


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