Posted by: brandiandboys | June 27, 2008

The Wilson Wild Kingdom

A few days ago I was buckling the kids into the minivan and Gage kept talking, talking, talking. And to be quite honest, (here comes a confession) I was tuning him out. There is SO much noise in my home (plus I spent 6 years teaching elementary school) that I am an expert at tuning out the kid noise.

Please tell me I am not the only one who is guilty of neglecting a rambling child??

I will say I was tuned in just enough to notice the pitch of his little voice was changing, as well as increasing in speed. At that point I started listening.

“What you need, Gage?” I asked.

“To tell you there’s a weally big, fat bird on our house.”

Boy, was he right!

There really was a big, fat bird on our house! It wasn’t a pretty bird either, it was a buzzard or also know as a vulture. Fascinating, huh?

Does anyone know, are these really big, fat, and ugly birds a southern thing? Whittaker Woman is always educating me on what new things she has discovered since moving to the south. Simple things I have always taken for granted, like lightening bugs for instance.

You’ve already read about the clump of bees propogating in our front yard. Now look at the havoc a raccoon made of our trash a few months ago.

Oh, if I would have had my little Flip camera then, the video I could have gotten of Pete trying to outsmart that raccoon. It was quite a saga. And you’re seeing correctly, he is standing on a chair.

We live 15 minutes from downtown Nashville, a metropolis! But here’s the list of all the wildlife we’ve seen in the past month from the yard of our home; vulture, clump of bees, oppossum, racoon, momma wild turkey with chicks, deer, geese and we’ve heard coyotes howling. The wildlife outnumbers us!

Fill me in, what’s the wildest or weirdest thing you have seen looking out your front door?


Responses

  1. So, while I do not live just outside a buzzing metropolis, I am a Southern transplant. I went from Southern California to the Deep South Mississippi 14 years ago.

    Here is my list of wildlife:

    A Crane; a pair of Snapping Turtles; flocks of both ducks and geese, an Armadillo, a Rabbit, a King Snake(which they say are the “good” kind…but 6 feet of snake can NEVER be good, a oppossum, a Lady Bug invasion, Frogs that are too numerous to count, one husband, two boys and a little girl who forgets sometimes she is NOT a little boy.

  2. It’s good to know that Pete was playing it safe by standing on that chair. God knows how ferocious those raccoons are! Safety first. ;-)

  3. Brian Alexander.

  4. You post the FUNNIEST pictures, EVER! Of course I can just look at P2 and start laughing….(in a good way)

    The wildest or weirdest thing I see looking out my front door would be my crazy neighbor – who is very very very very old and she walks up and down the street in just about……nothing. You gotta see it to believe it.

  5. Cows. Well I guess it wasn’t weird since we grew up in the country on a farm, but there were many mornings before school where I would have to help my family herd cows back into their pastures. We’ve also seen deer (one was actually hurt and wandering blindly into the side of our house), geese, turkey, opossum, water moccasins, moles, etc.

  6. I live in IOWA and don’t see THAT many animals in my yard! The last thing I saw in my yard was a snake. Yea. Warm and fuzzy, isn’t it?

    The pic of Pete on the chair just makes me want to ask one thing…..How did Pete ever GET a man-card in the first place? :)

    The only thing I know about vultures is that there are New World Vultures and Old World Vultures and I think they like ‘hot’ climates. Yea. That’s about the extent of my ‘Vulture Knowledge’.

  7. Ah, the wildlife. Totally scares me and completely fascinates the boys! We have seen snakes, deer, turkeys and of course, crows! On our lands, however, the are coyotes that tend to like to visit!

    And no, you are not the only one who tunes out the boys. Sometimes all I hear is noise and really, I can’t make out the words!

  8. A red fox, 2 opossums going down the sewer drain, a coyote, prairie dogs, and a million rabbits – not on the same day, of course, but all in the city in Colorado.

  9. A fox is the strangest animal I have ever seen in front of my house. However, I have seen worse “wildlife” outside my house when the lounge next door closes. Unfortunately, that particular wildlife has been caught watering our bushes. Nice, huh?

    I’m glad to know that I’m not the only mom who (occasionally) tunes out her kids. I’m especially good at it when I’m reading blogs… and at that point it’s not even intentional. :(

    p.s. I love your new picture on your blog header. Neat!

  10. Hazmat, 2 ambulances, 6 police cars, tow truck and a fire truck. They hauled a guy off in a police car, put a big thermos in the hazmat truck, towed his vehicle, and one of the policeman left in an ambulance. Oh the difference fifteen minutes makes from our place to yours :)

  11. There is a family of skunks that lives in a whole in front of our apartment. It makes going to and from our cars and adventure every day!

  12. What kids?

    When we lived in Wisconsin several years back, I looked out my front door to see one of my boys pooping in the front yard…nice.

  13. You guys are the wild kingdom. Thats crazy, I just don’t think of those critters being close to the city.
    I love reading your posts-get to learn a little and little more about you. :)
    Outside my door, nothing unusual. We do live by a Bay so we see Sea Gulls like all the time. Everytime they swarm around, I think of Nemo.. Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine. People around here call them rats.
    Oh, tuning kids out is part of our multi-tasking minds! I can totally picture you putting the kids in the carseats, them telling and talking to you about this and that and you are focused on other this and thats. Been there alot. Three girls- lets just say there is alot of talking and screaming in our minivan! :) I have to tune it out sometimes.

  14. The wildest thing that I have seen has nothing to do with wildlife, but one of our neighbors has a porch swing set up in their living room. You know, the kind that has the awning over it. My dad has the same one but it’s actually on his porch (the nerve of him). DeMonty and I can see them swinging in it when we are sitting on our porch (we can see it becuase they leave their windows open).

  15. An ostrich.

  16. Don’t forget the chicken standing in the chair!! lol

  17. almost every night we have this pretty hummingbird that ‘peeks’ in our livingroom window. oh yes, and…

    i have to laugh whenever i think of this. one of the girls tried to tell us once she saw a bat in her room one night. i almost had her convinced she was dreaming when it made it’s final appearance. the husband chased it down w/ a broom and by the time he was done we also had to throw the broom away! =) i could keep going and share many more stories…what do they call this? hijacking someones blog?! sorry.=) yea! july’s almost here!

  18. We live in London and the weirdest/wildest thing I’ve seen outside of our house is probably foxes.

    Late one night I looked out of our front window and there were two foxes running up a really urban street. Apparently they like to get into rubbish/trash cans sometimes, eek.

  19. Here in the HUGE metropolis of Dickson, I have to stop for turkeys to cross the road on my way to work every day. I did have a groundhog cross in front of me last week! If you name it, I have seen it.

    As far as “tuning out” the kiddos, my mother was a kindergarten teacher and she always said that she could put up with 30 screaming kids all day long, but come home and I could give her a headache in 30 minutes! :)

    Love your blog! Waiting on my first little boy to arrive in September!

  20. Jett said I forgot to add snakes to the list. We have a regular snake visitor in our back yard.

    I do have some video of Pete slaying a different snake last summer, quite entertaining.

  21. I had a dear in my apartment complex the other day! That was weird!

  22. I had a deer in my apartment complex the other day! That was weird!

  23. i’ve said it before and i really think you should listen…

    God is telling you guys to build an ark!

  24. just teenagers in my front yard : (

  25. ooooh so glad to know I’m not the only one to tune out my kids!

    My husband finds this amazing. I find it essential to surviving the day! :lol:

    Wierdest thing I’ve seen out my front door?? Hmmm….. annoying nieghbor kids playing in my front yard. I know, soooo wierd. :roll: HA!!

  26. @ GI, The only time that I have been at your front door……wait a minuite, I can’t tell that story.

  27. We’re in metro Birmingham (near one of the busiest ‘burbs) and this is the only place I’ve heard coyotes. I’ve seen ‘em all over Alabama, but never heard them til we moved to this house. We have opossums, lots of huge deer, raccoons, snakes…you name it.

  28. Wild turkeys? wow

  29. We live right in the city and we’ve had deer prance down the street and stand in our yard. Other odd animal sightings have been big wild turkeys, a few foxes and big buzzards like yours. We’ve also had our trees filled with black birds that look like they are from an Alfred Hitchcock movie, just waiting to attack our ankles on the way to the car. I think the worst are the everyday critters like squirrels and chipmunks.

  30. I hope that I won’t look out my new front door and find anything! If I do, I will call @pwilson and have him a chair and a broom ready!

  31. Ok, look. We live in the south. It’s not O-possum, it’s just possum. And they make great eatin’.

    Question: Was Pete standing on the chair b/c he was afraid or was he just trying to reach the lid?

  32. There was a bat on my front porch last week that was quite reluctant to leave.

  33. OK, take the kids in the other room. It was my female dog and her male buddy inexplicably facing away from each other yet connected, if you know what I mean.

    She seemed fine but he had a very concerned look on his face.

    As for tuning out kids, my youngest is now 20 and I tune her out all the time.

  34. unrelated Brandi, but I love your new home page picture. You captured something!

    outside of my front door?
    hmmmmm…..
    that would have to be me, secretly watering all of my plants in my sleep shorts and tank top, just praying the neighbors are still asleep! :roll:

  35. We have had MANY alligators in our pond in the pack yard. I actually love seeing them swimaorund. I have photos!

  36. ha….

    I’m a 1st grade teacher, and mother of4 boys 7-11 yrs old…

    so I’m pretty good at tuning out the noise too… but, it’s always there!

  37. On tuning kids out… I think teachers are professionals when it comes to this. I can be eating lunch in the cafeteria with 300 screaming kids and not hear a thing. My three boys have learned to repeat themselves like a broken record until I respond.

  38. The weirdest thing I have seen looking out my door was a drunk man relieving himself between my house and my neighbors house at about 2:30 am – At first I thought he was a burglar or something so I met him outside with my gun, only to find he was peeing.

    The picture of Pete reminds me of a friend of mine. We were driving home from the gym and his wife called and said there was a mouse in our living room, so he acted tough in front of me, as soon as we walked in the front door he ran and jumped on the couch with the girls. I caught the baby mouse which was about 2 inches long all by myself while he stood on my couch keeping the girls company. :)

  39. i SO would have been on the chair, or holding the camera and filming Jackie on the chair.


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